Glenn Messersmith is, by profession, an architect in Northwest Wyoming.
His true love (besides
Suzanne)
is the outdoors. He also enjoys photography. When the weather really sucks,
he is a potter. He is a rank amateur film maker. He is amused by the oddities of life.
Musings
sshow Viewer Download July 2011

sshow viewer is the viewer used on this site and suzannemorlock.com to display our travel slideshows.
I developed it so I could pull pictures from various photo sharing sites and display them in one integrated
page that blended seamlessly with our site's styling. I also have a pet peeve with excessive Flash used
on the web, so the entire sshow viewer is implemented in javascript. It also runs efficiently because the viewer
page only loads once, after that, the various images are swapped in AJAX style. Less data is transmitted,
benefiting those with slow connections or limited bandwidth. Those with limited screen size also benefit
because once the optimal scroll position is set to view the images, new images appear in the same position
without having to re-scroll the page. Robust key and mouse navigation means the navigation graphics do
not have to be on the screen to navigate the slideshow.
Other nice features include a help window, thumbnail index navigation, pull down navigation to named
sections, user controled auto-advance timer, and the ability to build in 'sidebar' slideshows that users
could skip without missing the high points, but is available in a logical manner for those that want
to see a wider variety of images.
sshow is licensed for non-commercial use with attribution, share alike under Creative Commons. Everything,
including documentation and examples from some of our own slideshows, needed to integrate into your site is available
in this
zip file
download. (0.34 MB) The actual sshow app, including scripts and graphics, amounts to less than 50 KB. The rest are
support files not directly needed to run sshow.You will probably want to extract it all into
a test area to get the hang of defining
slideshows before you integrate it into your site.
Poland
January 2011

We traveled to Poland to install Suzanne's piece at the Textile Museum in Łódź. We also
visited a friend's brother and his family in Warsaw. Check out our (99)
photos
.
Iceland
August 2010

We spent a month in Iceland while Suzanne attended an artist residency. She spent most of the time making
art, but we did travel around a bit. Our
slideshow
has several 'sidebars' similar to the Ghana slideshow below. This main sequence has 79 photos, plus
another 78 in all the sidebars. Total data volume is 9.5MB.
Le Vigan, France
May 2010

We traveled to Le Vigan, France to install Suzanne's piece in an old chapel converted to art space. We spent
5 days in Paris before heading South. While we spent a lot of time working, we did some sightseeing
as well. Check out our (73)
photos
.
Ghana
August 2009

Suzanne and I volunteered at the Cross Cultural Collaborative in Nungua, Ghana. We taught art, papermaking
and computing to the local children. Some of the kid's creative writing is
online
. While teaching took
the bulk of our time, we also went to Kumasi, Cape Cost, and Kakum National Park. Take a look at our
slideshow
, which
contains several 'sidebars' which contain more photos of a particular topic. They are accessed with the
up arrow button from the last image of a topic contained in the main sequence. The main sequence contains 72
images, with another 78 photos total in all the sidebars. The total data volume is 11MB.
International Characters September
2010

In my travels, I have posted slideshows of my experiences. I became frustrated
typing foreign words containing characters with diacritical marks. The US computer keyboard provides
no support for extended Latin characters, and I could never remember the HTML codes for the characters
either. I eventually built a tool to help me input these characters. I am sharing it
here since it was written in Javascript and runs in any web browser.
Maybe you might find it occasionally useful. I
also built this
character table to assist me in determining whether
a particular computer font supports
all the foreign characters I need for a particular print project.
Extract E-mail Addresses December
2008

A
simple way to extract addresses from arbitrary text into a
format compatible with the
address fields of most e-mail clients.
Spiral Jetty Visit October
2007

We took a trip to see Robert Smithson's iconic "Spiral Jetty." Check out our
photos and trip report
.
Teton Co. Address Map September
2007

I've learned how to make custom maps for Garmin GPS receivers. My first serious attempt
was to map all the addresses in Teton County, WY.
This (second entry) is the result.
Elusive Solution August
2007

I found it very difficult to find a solution to the error message:
This application has
failed to start because the application configuration is incorrect. Suddenly a few apps would not
start, only producing this error. The answer after the jump.
Iceland & Scotland Photos April
2007
Photos from our trip to Iceland & Scotland are
now posted for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.
QUADTOOL November
2006

I'm not sure how I forgot to post this. I helped design the
QUADTOOL
.
(Disclosure: I make money on their sales) You can also get more info
here
.
Unfortunately, as GPS displays have gotten better, fewer people use paper maps any more. I hope
for their sake they at least carry a paper map as backup. Brunton no longer sells these sort of tools.
Greece Photos October
2006
Photos from our trip to Greece are
now posted for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy.
Beat Jet Lag 16 Aug
2006

I've been following the advice of
How to Beat Jet Lag, A Practical Guide for
Air Travelers
for several years during my international travels,
and have found that it helps quite a bit. I had tried building a spreadsheet to customize my schedule
for my personal needs, but was not able to capture all the deviations without just making a giant
look-up table. Having just developed some basic Javascript skills in creating custom Google maps,
I thought "Hey, I can do my scheduling in Javascript and put it on my site." So
here it is, along with some background information.
AOL Sucks 8 Aug
2006

What else is new, huh? We were a subscriber to Compuserve, a subsidiary of AOL. We began using
Compuserve many years ago, it was one of two options that had a local access number in our area. We
stuck with them all these years mainly to keep the same e-mail address. Kind of stupid in an age where
people change e-mail as often as underwear. It certainly wasn't the 'special' content of their portal.
We just needed an access point. Eventually, we were getting so much spam, we were forced to change our
e-mail address, so of course we changed to a better service and canceled our Compuserve account.
This is where the nightmare begins. I got the full AOL treatment when I tried to cancel. It took over half
an hour on the phone to cancel our account, resisting all their hard sell tactics to retain me. What makes
them think treating customers like dirt will inspire them to stay with their over priced piece-of-shit service?
Having dealt with that abuse, it should be over, right? Noooo, enter part 2 of the infamous AOL treatment. Around
comes the 1st of the month, and sure enough, they charge my credit card. I call them up. The first CSR
simply hangs up on me. The next CSR insists that she can't find my account, so can't stop the charges. They
can charge my credit card without any account information? Yeah, right. I finally get a supervisor, and she
gives me the same bullshit, and basically refuses to help me. So I get no progress after over an hour on the phone.
I then call my credit card bank and get the charge reversed in about 5 minutes. That's where I stand right now.
What do you want to bet that the charge shows up again? We shall see.
Update: Being a pessimist, I was totally amazed when AOL failed to try to charge my credit card again. Could
it be they're getting soft? In any case, it appears that my account is actually canceled. Curiously,
my forwarding page is still live on their server. No doubt if I tried to FTP it or use the old e-mail account
I would start getting charges again.
It is amazing that this company can get away with treating customers this way. When will someone step up with
a class action suit? When will an Attorney General get an injunction stopping this fraud? When
will the remainder of AOL customers get a clue and effectively shut them down? Or are they too afraid
to try to terminate their service? If so, have AOL's abusive tactics been successful?
More Maps 8 Aug
2006
I've been busy exploring various techniques of customizing Google Maps, so much that
I placed my background information and links to the maps on a separate
page.
Custom Google Maps 23 Jul
2006

I've become fascinated with the potential of creating custom maps using the Google Maps API.
I'm not sure what I would actually DO with this capability, but many others have come up with
great stuff.
You need to be proficient in Javascript, but if you've written some kind of object oriented
code, it's easy to pick up.
Right off the bat, I created this
static map.
I quickly realized the utility of having a tool that returned coordinates
of points that you pick on the map, so I created
this map,
which I'm still dinking around with.
Energy Bar 9 Apr
2006

I've been looking for a snack food to give me an energy boost when I work out
after work, before dinner. Typical energy bars would work, but they don't taste very good
and are rather expensive. Candy bars would work, they're cheap, but they're laden with saturated fats.
Turns out it's cheap and easy to make your own bars that are tasty and 1/3 the saturated fat of candy bars.
BC Bar Recipe
Airport Security 25
Mar 2006

I don't travel a lot by air, but enough for security screening to be more
irritating than curious. The latest irritation for me was instituted a while
back, the "optional" shoe removal policy where not removing your shoes
subjected you to a battery of additional screening, even if you clear the
metal detector. Thus, I enjoyed Bruce Schneier's blog entry:
It seems like every time someone tests airport security, airport security
fails. In tests between November 2001 and February 2002, screeners missed
70 percent of knives, 30 percent of guns and 60 percent of (fake) bombs.
And recently, testers were able to smuggle bomb-making
parts through airport security in 21 of 21 attempts. It makes you wonder
why we're all putting our laptops in a separate bin and taking off our
shoes. (Although we should all be glad that Richard Reid wasn't the
"underwear bomber.")
Link
Hello World 7 Feb
2006
I just set up this page. Come back later for my musings on a variety of
topics. Sounds boring you say? You're probably right, but it's an avenue
for me to vent, and it's my page. So go get your own.